Weak should fear the strong

Ordering "without seasoning" in most chain-restaurants accomplishes the same effect, be it fries or burgers or whatnot. Makes 'em cook it fresh, because it's uncommon enough not to preemptively prepare. I always exclude condiments on my order so I can put them on myself in the proper ratios. That and I'm a bit paranoid, and it makes it easier to hyperexamine my food before I eat it.