Is your refrigerator leaving and taking the kids?

There is absolutely zero reason to call me out in this manner

Now that I’ve ready every book I can tell you a few reasons. Number one is because I want to

If I haven't said it recently, your unique brand of chaos is one of my favourite things on this website

And you trying to have a reasonable debate on my non-logic has made me a better nonsenscisian

And me trying to sound out nonsenscsian in my head (for the third time now) has given me a stroke

Don’t stroke too many times in a day

Or what?

Brain damage or chafing. You roll the dice every time you go to work

...You stroke for work?

I’m not admitting to anything

I find your lack of denial confirming

I find your interest in my strokes interesting

I mean you started with your concern over my strokes

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