So anyway, that's how I got into hiking.

* permanent confused look on my face
* found in forests, carrying a basket of mushrooms but hopelessly lost
* the local children prefer my cat to me

I basically dress like Snape so I got the first one. Still working on the other two though.
Edit: Actually sometimes I go to the woods to get pine cones, leaves, moss and sticks to make potpourri. I love when my house smells like the forest. So actually I'm only missing the children part.