Because THEY know you're more likely to believe in that conspiracy when in reality birds are real, it's the government that's been replaced with bird surveillance drones. Wake up sheeple, the birds are the real shadow government!
Not to mention why all those military drones are so very bird like *taps nose*
And it doesn't end there. Airplanes, the space shuttle and other craft have wings .. like birds. The symbol of the US is a bald eagle, another bird. Pilots "earn their wings", more birds. It's all birds, man. The birds are in control!
Penguins are built. The father of All, Odin, had engineered them to withstand Ragnorok!
But had to banish them to Antarctica in light of their war crimes.
And it doesn't end there. Airplanes, the space shuttle and other craft have wings .. like birds. The symbol of the US is a bald eagle, another bird. Pilots "earn their wings", more birds. It's all birds, man. The birds are in control!
But had to banish them to Antarctica in light of their war crimes.