Sea is for COOKIE
2 years ago by doesitmakesound · 350 Likes · 9 comments · Popular
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
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i'd fuck anyone wearing that hoodie; like actually have sex with them... and I'd ask to go grab my dopest of hoodies so we they would know where am under the blankets (it glows)
scatmandingo
· 2 years ago
Well I just ordered one. I’m pretty sure we are both guys and I’m not gay so you damn well better be hung because if we are doing this I want the full experience.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
sadly i'm only 5.5 inches.
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scatmandingo
· 2 years ago
Wtf? That like the McDonalds of penises. Next you are going to tell me you have a gag reflex.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
LOL sadly I do. I'm good with my tongue and I taste great ahahahaha
funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
pineapples and strawberries; this is why i am now gonna try growing white strawberries around my house; got 3 locations picked... if rabbits or something eats them, fine, my last spot is on my patio and there ain't shit than be done. My cat will need water and her medication, so whomever is doing that can easily water that one,,, the sprinklers should cover the other two.
scatmandingo
· 2 years ago
I feel like we can work with that. How are you with cooking steaks? I feel like that is something the top is supposed to be good at.
scatmandingo
· 2 years ago
I have a couple cats as well. I’ve heard it’s a good thing for me that you eat a lot of pineapple.
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funkmasterrex
· 2 years ago
i make dank steaks