This is actually how I explain to young children how old I am.
Kid; How old are you?
Me; I'm 45.
Kid; How much is that.
Me; You're 5 right? Imagine I've lived your whole life five times. Then imagine I've done that about twice.
Kid; Wow! Did you know Noah?
Me; Punk ass kid with a canoe who never shut up and always exaggerated everything? Yeah, kicked his lying ass once.
Kid; How old are you?
Me; I'm 45.
Kid; How much is that.
Me; You're 5 right? Imagine I've lived your whole life five times. Then imagine I've done that about twice.
Kid; Wow! Did you know Noah?
Me; Punk ass kid with a canoe who never shut up and always exaggerated everything? Yeah, kicked his lying ass once.