The first thing that came into my mind.

"Sell both my kidneys on the Internet, dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die"

read about this, his mum asked him how he got the money when he returned home with an iPad. He didn't get even $1000 for it

lol dumb ways to die ^o^

Inner workings during his sleep

keep a rattle snake as a pet,
sell both your kidneys on the Internet
eat a tube of super glue
"i wonder wat does this red button do"
lol was that the right order?

The song just popped up in my head when I saw the blue little guy

Some dumb Asian