Every time I'm eating with someone, I get asked questions with long answers. Talk so much other person finishes eating 1/3 way through. Then I have to eat fast so as to not cause them to be bored while waiting. I miss good food and have gotten used to being lonely, so eating alone is when food tastes best. Until waitress come by as I'm taking a bite just to ask "IS EVERYTHING DELICIOUS?" I spit out the mouthful back to the plate after the third ask just to tell her "except for the constant interruptions, it's fine." Guy across the bar non-verbally high-fived me for the act.
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