Perfectly balanced as all thing should be

I think they take "all" your luck. Both good and bad. So nothing will ever happen by chance again in your life, for you. Instead, I imagine it will all happen according to schedule and routine and never vary for good or ill.

Oh my gods, everything going according to plan, follow routine without surprises? *happy noises*

Yes, but what are they doing with all that luck? That's what I want to know.

Me; Yes, that is concerning. What do you think, honey?
*waifu brings tea*
Marceline; (mocking Finn) Ooh, "My code of honor wouldn't allow it."