Monster House wasn't scary. It was a comedy
'That must be its uvula.'
'So it's a girl house?'
'What? No. It stimulates the gag reflex. Everyone has a uvula.'
This is how you do taxes.... "That's it? So why do our parents freak out every year?" ... Because this is with play money and that is with THEIR, very real money.
Also, hold this doll. It represents your kid. ... "Ok, .. heh... thats... kinds neat." Now take these tickets to that concert you always wanted to go to... "Awesome!" ... and sell them on Craigslist because doll kid wants a dog and won't stop crying until you get them one. .. "Awwuh" uh oh... doll dog ate chocolate, now you eat bagged lunch for 3 months to pay the vet.
'That must be its uvula.'
'So it's a girl house?'
'What? No. It stimulates the gag reflex. Everyone has a uvula.'
Also, hold this doll. It represents your kid. ... "Ok, .. heh... thats... kinds neat." Now take these tickets to that concert you always wanted to go to... "Awesome!" ... and sell them on Craigslist because doll kid wants a dog and won't stop crying until you get them one. .. "Awwuh" uh oh... doll dog ate chocolate, now you eat bagged lunch for 3 months to pay the vet.