I was told that this accurate for women with larger than average melons

The amount of wisdom you display here regularly is one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen.

..and I you friend guest_. Your statement here, feels both a compliment and distress. Impressive to give both simultaneously.
Me on the other hand, I just do what the voices in my head tell me to. No, don't write that you idiot. NO, DONT wri.. you're just doing this to annoy me back, aren't you?

No shade. All sincerity. I find your posts to generally be a great joy and you are among my favorite users.