*is Pompeii citizen*
*is celibate your whole life b/c secretly gay*
*never masturbates*
*finally decide to masturbate after seeing too many pp graffiti*
*finds a hidden spot*
*nobody will know if it's quick*
*Pompeii volcano erupts mid-cum*
*get preserved as the masturbating guy*
*labeled as a serial masturbator*
*mfw*
*is celibate your whole life b/c secretly gay*
*never masturbates*
*finally decide to masturbate after seeing too many pp graffiti*
*finds a hidden spot*
*nobody will know if it's quick*
*Pompeii volcano erupts mid-cum*
*get preserved as the masturbating guy*
*labeled as a serial masturbator*
*mfw*