I would paint something, and put it on the table of a deli, where they always have those fake grapes and stuff to make it look nice. Then I will just normally eat it, and see all those WIERD faces people make
step 1: shit on an ice cream cone.
step 2: spray pink, like Strawberry ice cream.
step 3: feed to an enemy; watch as they...
step 4: the police just arrived at my door...
step 5: don't-
Looks like you can buy directly from the vendor. I just googled the product and their site came up immediately. It appears leaves a really nice finish on everything. I love the metallics!
"Don't you dare!"
http://www.amazon.com/Wilton-Master-Color-Includes-Colors/dp/B0046D1H40/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1377643401&sr=8-5&keywords=edible+spray+paint
http://www.amazon.com/Chefmaster-Edible-2-Ounce-Kosher-Certified/dp/B002XN1YUW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1377643547&sr=8-2&keywords=esslack
step 2: spray pink, like Strawberry ice cream.
step 3: feed to an enemy; watch as they...
step 4: the police just arrived at my door...
step 5: don't-