Farm fresh eggs

Nope, different breeds of chickens lay different colored egg. You can get a whole variety of colors.

Yeah, a Google search informed me they are called Easter Egger chickens (for real), but here these eggos appear smöl compared to the other ones, so I my joke was implying these chickens stole another bird's egg to maintain production and was passing it off as their own

Yupp, Easter Eggers! And ohhh, missed that. Different breeds can lay different sizes but also the age of the chicken. When my chickens first start laying eggs they are quite small and the eggs get bigger as they grow. :)

No stress!