When this door is locked the doorknob disappears. (DO WANT!)

Your app needs to update. "Fine, AFTER I get inside and drop a deuce." Don't think you understand priorities here mate.

"Homelessness sky rocketing as Door Lock company under investigation and thousands locked out of their homes as app pulled from App Store."

(Klonk) Alexa, what was that sound? "That was the sound of the front door unlocking to let you in." ...(oo) but I'm already inside? ALEXA, CALL 911, THERE'S AN INTRUDER!. "I'm tired of your idiotic questions Karen. I'm not a fucking Google. Do the job Dimitri, your funds have been transfered."