Phytons are cute

Like what?

Smooth, chubby, round eyes, puppy mouth, plop, ??

I haven't encountered that many, but by and large they do tend to be smooth, semi chubby, and have round eyes. Their mouths look decidedly less puppy-like in larger species. They do tend to enjoy being curled up, but idk if "plop" is the right term for non-ball pythons. Green tree pythons more saddle than plop

And how about the ?? bit?

Oh, yeah. Pythons are pretty dumb. Or rather, I guess I should say they've very simple and don't think about a whole heck of a lot

Oh so they and I have a lot in common!