D

I wanted to say B but then I got to E

Nothing. Walk into the woods, stripping clothing at each step. 50 yards into the tree line, totally nude, screaming "Come at me you ass rimming circus clown! You think you're on the fringe of society. I got memes freakier than you. Heeeerrrreeeees Zoidberg!" Thing slinks away never to be heard again. Now, just my bare ass waiting on a tree stump to be eaten, killed or acknowledged. Aware none are likely.