In the girls bathroom at my university

That's really powerful

i like how it is placed there instead of a mirror, after all it makes you thonk exactly the same as a mirrir would.

Welcome to the mind of a woman. This is why we go crazy sometimes.

What if I just wanted a mirror?

did antone else see cottage cheeese

Well, this moment was depressing

Right above the toilet paper dispenser - "My comple ion is uneven" (it should be "complexion"). For a moment, I really thought it was referring to an ion. Gods, this is a sign from the universe that I've been doing too much chemistry revision.

Lol! It says my butt looks like cottage cheese! xD

"I should throw up after I eat" what is this Hunger Games?!

Yep, just become a hideous blob and then you'll be happy

Too much like hearing about your day.
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