Asking the real questions

His enemies probably branded him a con artist. And who knows? Maybe he was.

Judas was a time traveller historian who hung around the crew of Apostles after he outed the original Judas and then had to bad fortune of being required by bootstrap paradox to fulfill the role of betrayer. (Judas walks up to Jesus, 30 coin in bag) Dude, I'm sorry, wibbly wobbly timey.. (J-bird interrups) "bro, I know, s'all good. What'cha'gotta do. I'm ready. Write the truth about me, no magic hero shit. Just truth. Hide it. Someday it'll all be out. Peace bro."