Easy daily workout without equipment

It'll be funny later because you'll be laughing at all the fat people you used to identify with.

Use a couch or a counter top instead.

Lopan is trying to be helpful

He's trying to get you off of your fat ass

Well, nothing is really gonna happen because you're not really working out your triceps (only biceps) and a little of your abs but not really... then you barely do anything for your leg muscles. So yeah..

Don't worry. I'm still around.

Don't forget the bacon first.