Unpoppable bubble wrap

No...we should get Justin Bieber to sing to them while Miley Cyrus is twerking on them. We will make him wear a pink snuggy while wearing crocs. As we throw Nokia phones at him, we will continuously whisper "Leedle Leedle Leedle lee" into his ear, driving him to madness

No bubble wrap is unpopable. I accept this mighty challenge! *Edit* where do get this supposed unpopable bubble wrap?

One they reserve for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater

This is the worst stuff ever

Have a five year old put make up on them as well

They deserve the throne...