An idea

Well, grats for him, but thats still quite the dick move.

no thats not fair you shouldnt have lied just dont do that

The truth:
Nice family: uh hi there do you have a home, son?
Guy: oh....yeah I do..why do you ask?
Nice family: oh..by the way your...the way your dressed..um, nevermind. Would you look at that! We have to go for that...thing with the thing...
*Drives off*
Guy: ouch O.o

I wish that happened to me.