This type of Ice-cream we've invented is okay, but something's missing and I can't put my finger on it. We've tried adding more sugar, using more vanilla extract, more milk, less milk, but nothing seems to be working... Sir. I've got it. I think I finally know what we were missing all along.. Anal secretions and urine of beavers... My god Johnson, that just sounds crazy enough to work. To the Batmobile!
http://www.forbes.com/sites/jennifercohen/2012/04/03/6-disgusting-things-youre-eating-and-you-dont-even-know-it/2/