I do shit like this all the time

My life... I have no filter at all! I do things like this all the time!

If I was in that situation I would turn so red because I wouldn't know what to say, and he's a cop and you have to be careful what you say to a cop. I'm also really bad at talking to people I've never talked to before. Like I'm really awkward and WQESCHKFECNRRXJVHJIEVLF

I... Can't.... Breath.... This... Is... So.... Funny...

Even though this hasn't happened to me- I still felt the humiliation through that post O.O

Sounds pretty much like a porno :D

I ship it