When my parents tell me to go outside...

TOBUSCUS!

Toby come to me (/*_*)/

This man, THIS MAN HAS DONE MANY GREAT THINGS

This is legit

I find him physically attractive. And very awkward. This results in the explosion of ovaries.

That moment you realize he's 27...

FRICKEN TOBUSCUS!!!

You can se by lipreading, He's British :D