Dream come true

I've seen this SO many times...

No I'm good. Like Consuela says,"you fat keep you warm"

But then you'd still have to deal with the itchy bug bites. Plus, what if instead of making you slimmer all over, they'd just suck out fat from whichever section they bit so your left forearm would be nice and skinny, but everywhere else would be fat?

I would be so skinny

THEN WE COULD EAT AND EAT FOREVER

Noooo I would freeze to death even more than I already do