"captain" crunch has been lying to us this whole time

He was demoted due to all the cut mouths his cereal caused. Still my favorite tho 0_o

Cartoon characters have 3 fingers instead of 4. Why can't cartoon captains' sleeves work the same way?

Well the left picture of the stripes looks like a child colored it in so why are we taking that seriously? Lol maybe captain has just three stripes

He's not "captain", he's Cap'n.

"Commander Crunch"

That son of a bitch!!!! LIAR!!!!!

Commander crunch sounds cooler, anyway.

Actually, as long as he is the Captain of a ship, he is addressed as Captain regardless of rank. Naval traditions bitches...