prepare for s*xy time

Dinosaurs make me uncomfortable now

Yes.... "uncomfortable".

Omg i was so nervous and was dreading clicking on it. I was like," Well back to NSFW funsubstance edition, aka not really not safe for work". Thanks pebbles.

Np internet friend

:D->-<

Look side ways

Let me wash your eyes out with some kitten videos
http://bit.ly/1h0HK4p

AHH WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK

DEAR LORD I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN

HOLY CHRIST WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?!?!?!?

DOES ANYBODY HAVE EYE BLEACH

We ran out after the dinosaur thing.

(kneels down in dramatic wind) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-pats limes shoulder- it's okay!!!! We've got a brain bleach pen.

ITS. NOT. THE. SAME.

Wait.
I thought you couldn't post nudity on FS.

Shhh! We can't have anyone knowing about that. We should give the link to the dinosaur thing to random newcomers and say something like "Welcome!". If they stay they're awesome.

Great idea! So we can't talk about this post ever again, or else they could track it down. Quick, everyone on an iPhone, copy the link!

So what you're saying is I still can't post the link to Cake Farts, because it's still against the rules and I'll get teh Ban-Hammerz?

Done and done. I'll just put it in my notes so that I won't loose it. Whenever we see a comment with a username that we don't ever remember seeing go to their profile and if it looks like they're new to funsubstance go back to their comment and paste the link and say something that will make them click it without giving away what it is.

But the link says "http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/78533/this-one-time-at-dinosaur-camp/?last_comment=196275#comment196275". Won't they read it

Meh. They probably will but will still be curious as to why we sent them a link. The link won't give anything away as to how gross it is or that were really not trying to welcome them so I bet they'll still click it :D

What if someone hits the random button and comes here

If it's not a newcomer than we have one more person to do this with us and if it's a newcomer than it's just one person.

DANCE PUPPETS, DAAAANCE!

OH MY GOD I AM SO LUCKY!
I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THE DINOSAUR LINK AND IT SAID THAT THE POST WAS REMOVED!
THANK GOD!

And god fucking damnit I wanted to see it! Anybody have the source, or was it an original that's on FS only?

WARNING: VERY NSFW, ADULTS ONLY!
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=pterydactyl+dinosaur+spermo+plasmoids
WARNING: VERY NSFW, ADULTS ONLY!

There are sick bastards out there

That's the weirdest thing...quite possibly the most what the fuck thing I've seen yet.

Doubt it.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=you+know+what+i+like+the+most%3F
Might take a little digging, but you'll know it when you find it.

I'm still here after the dinosaur thing... Am I awesome??

You would be, if you stopped bumping old posts with inconsequential commentary.

Random button ♐up there

What's it called

It's called "No One Can Hear You". You know I've come to notice that lots of Adventure Times titles are creepy.

Well it does take place in a post apocalyptic world

True. True. Those guys did awesome calling it the Great Mushroom War. No wonder everything is so colorful and nothing ever makes sense!

And there a floating lumps and weird people made of sugar

Not only people made of sugar but a whOLE CITY MADE OF SUGAR.

You can't trick us.

YES. WE. CAN. .__.

When I watched the dinosaur thing it was like my dick was Mario and the gif was the mushroom. ;)

same here

ITS A ME, MARIOOOOO