Get your own damn sandwich

If my boyfriend loves me, then he deserves a goddamn sandwich.

My personal opinion on the sandwich deal: I love you to death, but you can make your own damn sandwich.

My ex-wife said my sandwiches were better than her own... If that's what the meal was going to be, she would ask me make them.

If you ask me nicely, I will make you a sandwich. What's the big deal? So long as it's not because you're making a sexist joke. I mean, I /do/ make a pretty awesome pb&j

Lame