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"I need a boyfriend to cuddle"
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asdf1234
· 11 years ago
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And get a fluffy kitten while eating a 20 piece mcnugget crying muttering a acdc song. *Rolls into fetal position and starts crying*
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taratheartist
· 11 years ago
*scoops Nutella into my mouth while sobbing*
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pikalink1239
· 11 years ago
*Stares at wall, sulking for a few hours*
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annoyinglypositive
· 11 years ago
*stares at husband playing xbox as he ignores my 8 millionth question* goes: "meh....funsubstance!"
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deleted
· 11 years ago
*ahem* Ladies...
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mcr101
· 11 years ago
First of all. Age?
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deleted
· 11 years ago
One score.
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mcr101
· 11 years ago
Oh. Too old
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
I don't even know how to take care of a boyfriend. Like, how much do they eat? Do they need full sun? What do you do besides kiss it and put it back in the corner?
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annoyinglypositive
· 11 years ago
apparently, they need video games too....or they die!
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
Oh! Can they do that with you? Like how I play fetch with my dog? Yay! We'll have something to do together!
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annoyinglypositive
· 11 years ago
yes...they like it when u do it with them. then they give YOU the kiss. i think you're well on your way to be a great 'boyfriend'-owner.
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windscryer
· 11 years ago
YESSSSS! Now I just have to find one... Oh! And I'm going to need a pokéball. Can't forget that!
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deleted
· 11 years ago
You ladies crack me up. :D
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annoyinglypositive
· 11 years ago
:) were pretty awesome like that :)
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guest
· 11 years ago
These teenage posts are terrible
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