"I need a boyfriend to cuddle"

*stares at husband playing xbox as he ignores my 8 millionth question* goes: "meh....funsubstance!"

*ahem* Ladies...

First of all. Age?

One score.

Oh. Too old

I don't even know how to take care of a boyfriend. Like, how much do they eat? Do they need full sun? What do you do besides kiss it and put it back in the corner?

apparently, they need video games too....or they die!

Oh! Can they do that with you? Like how I play fetch with my dog? Yay! We'll have something to do together!

yes...they like it when u do it with them. then they give YOU the kiss. i think you're well on your way to be a great 'boyfriend'-owner.

YESSSSS! Now I just have to find one... Oh! And I'm going to need a pokéball. Can't forget that!

You ladies crack me up. :D

:) were pretty awesome like that :)