True, but incorrectly attributed to Bill Gates. There are actually 14 rules and they are the work of Charles J. Sykes, author of the 1996 book Dumbing Down Our Kids: Why American Children Feel Good About Themselves But Can't Read, Write, Or Add.
Read on: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/schoolrules.asp
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Really? Because there was a pretty awesome part about what you need to know to become a secret agent ninja who rides a surfboard that transforms into a wisecracking robot shark with functioning female genitalia that just happens to be possessed by the ghost of George Carlin.
Fuckin' good read.
Read on: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/schoolrules.asp
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Fuckin' good read.