I once changed every song in my brother's iTunes library (and all of his playlists) to Bieber's "Baby". He didn't speak to me for a month but he also didn't take my car without permission again.
I lack conventional standards of beauty, therefore I am, by necessity, clever. Plus he totally deserved it. Bitch took my car to his GF's overnight and I missed two fucking days of work.
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