I used the 2nd and 6th one today. One person bury out laughing. They other turned plae like they had seen a ghost (I never like that expression. Doesn't make all that much sense. like a little, but not a lot) and backed away very slowly. I decided to help them on their way by laughing a quiet but deep and eerie laugh. Today was a good day.
I'd put my favorite show on pause if I saw that you were calling me. I would then tell you to call me back after I'm done with my show.. because I didn't want to hit ignore.
maybe today isn't going great as I thought.