this would be heaven

Can I has?

I don't see a refrigerator
Is it in the bed couch

It would get kind of annoying crawling to the bathroom every time

Why do i imagine having sex there?

But imagine cleaning.

Shut up and take my money!

yes, yes it would

It's like they started building a room for a mental patient but stopped :)

I'd just roll everywhere in the room.
I like rolling.
I wouldn't even be bothered trying to get the remote, because I'd just roll.