Better then having my asshole sewn shut, my eyes glued closed, and my family finally coming to a party in honor of me only to have it be the one where I can't do anything but lay there and let them talk shit about me. I'll take two!
Yeah, they don't want you "leaking" in the coffin. And if you're a guy they'll break your penis to make it lay flat if necessary. It's just so many kinds of wrong. *shudder*
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