May I suggest a pit of despair (for those beyond mental assistance, such as oblivious, persistently annoying, agitating, angry[dat alliteration], ect. guests)? Pit of doom can be for people like Justin Bieber.
Did anybody else slam their head on the table after reading that comment? I mean, you think you'd be used to stupidity now, with how common it is, but... you're just not. ):
Much stupidity
Very moronic
Wow
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