Runescape girlfriend

*Slowly rises from seat*

Bitch please *picks up pistol*

*slowly bursts into dancing to Smooth Criminal*

*slowly wonders what the hell lead to this*

*slowly wonders why I'm downvoted for trying to protect everyone*

*slowly sneaks into the room to observe it

*slowly freaks out and gets a heart attack*

*slowly analyzes the situation then stands in shock for a moment and tries to sneak out the door*

*police and ambulance shows up before you succeed* (this includes the FBI)

*thinks about his choices and tosses a smoke bomb, jumps out the window and lands on a random haystack*

*FBI fires more than 300 shots at you* proceeds to recover and hunt you down with the CIA, NSA, FBI and every special force in the world* (This includes K9 units with German Sheperds and Rottweilers.)

*discovers a secret panel under the haystack that leads to an underground base containing a group of freedom fighters that specialize in guerilla warfare*

*notice the bloodbath and call in the Rangers and national guard*

*Though the rebels have their doubts they dicide to help him and leads him through a maze of tunnels eventually leading to a small village*

*finds village and launches cruise missiles, does air and drone strikes, also sends a AC 130 gunship to finish the job.*

*slowly watches the proceedings, then gives up on trying to understand and has tea with Satan and Mr. Rogers.*

*brings cake*

*oh good, vlekkie's here. would you like one lump or two? it's boiled in the fires of hell.*

This should be a movie.

Well looks like I missed the tea party haha