Well after having a bullet in your head for 5 years it would make you do some crazy shite, so ya never know.
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I dare anybody reading this to try and make a story out of these articles
"Well, after I put the iron on my face, I tried to put myself out of my misery. I thought the bullet missed. I went to São Paulo on a business trip, and when I tried to leave, I couldn't find my gate. I was searching for DAYS. I finally made it home. After watching a few documentaries about Australia, I knew I had to go. I was afraid of flying after the São Paulo incident, and I couldn't afford a boat. I did, however, have a small raft. I didn't understand that just because the maps don't move. Doesn't mean the real ocean would be as wavy as it is. I
eventually did end up in Australia, only to shock my penis after accidentally urinating on the third rail at the train station. I found my wife there, whom I presumed to be dead. I shot her, only to do the same thing I did, which being not hitting anything vital in the brain. I did not know that she was only in a small coma. I had tried burying her, only for her to snap back just as I was lowering her into the ground. Out of fright,
I decided to take her to the hospital... But the bill was too high,the only solution was to rob a bank. The problem was.... After my raft incident the only item I had in my possession was a spoon
I still murdered her. I felt so guilty I wanted to go to jail, so I tried to rob a bank. I didn't have any weapons on me, so I used the closest thing to me- a spoon. It ended horribly. I went back to Poland where I was sentenced to jail for 7 years. In jail, somebody asked me why I did these things, and I replied with "the dark lord told me to." And he put me on an X-Ray. They then found the bullet in my head and removed it. 10 years from all that, I still believe the dark lord told me to do all these things."
*walks on stage to say speech*
"I would like to thank my mum *starts sobbing* for always supporting me and also all the good people of funsubstance*begins to cry maniacally and starts wailing* for always being there for me when I doubted my level of intelligence
My favorite is finding the bullet in his head 5 years later and trying to rob a bank with a spoon. Somebody's been watching too much Amazing World of Gumball.
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I dare anybody reading this to try and make a story out of these articles
eventually did end up in Australia, only to shock my penis after accidentally urinating on the third rail at the train station. I found my wife there, whom I presumed to be dead. I shot her, only to do the same thing I did, which being not hitting anything vital in the brain. I did not know that she was only in a small coma. I had tried burying her, only for her to snap back just as I was lowering her into the ground. Out of fright,
"I would like to thank my mum *starts sobbing* for always supporting me and also all the good people of funsubstance*begins to cry maniacally and starts wailing* for always being there for me when I doubted my level of intelligence