Or Christian Rap

I imagine that elevator music plays constantly throughout hell.

Hell, maybe Satan even likes Justin Bieber, which wouldn't surprise me because that kids music is a work of pure evil

Why is no one talking about the fact that there's a guy who took a selfie in his bathroom with a cello o.o

And that concludes Radio H-E-L-L's million year marathon of Yakety Sax. Coming up next on Radio H-E-L-L we'll be playing the relaxing, soothing sounds of Yakkety Sax. But first a word from our sponsor.
Are you tired of being tormented for all eternity?
Are you sick of demons stabbing you with hot pitchforks?
Had enough of the daily boiling oil baths?
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I just imagine him listening to an iPod singing "I don't care... I love it!"

Little history lesson to explain this: "Black Sabbath" was considered the very first heavy metal song. It was a song inspired by nightmares from the lead singer after he aquired and read a old book detailing things about satanism. So Satan inspired heavy metal.