This goes pretty much for every good intention I have

The story of my life....

You look at that pizza.. Just stare at it and whisper to yourself.. No..
I want it. Then eat it omnomnom

Man, you seriously hit the spot. This is exactly me, I know I'm starting to get out of shape, and I need to work out and diet, but my stubbornness is just like "Nope".

Would it be weird to want to exercise to become bigger??

Me.