Why not?

I watched this vine earlier

Awe those poor kiddies, what if a drunk dude with a gun came in there

'Murica!

This correlation is kind of undermined when you consider that Chuckies serves beer.

I was actually driving around this one time, and there's a smoke shop, and a tattoo parlor, right next to a day care.

That's productive planning.

Well THAT'S smart

#seems legit

Don't understand, is there a problem? Does this offend somebody's sensibilities? Suck it up buttercup.