The "i know you love me, you know I love you, you don't dare to tell me, I don't dare to tell you, let's just hold eachother for a little while becouse we don't dear to kiss, ok, ok" hug, is fucking awfull.
The *This is a fake hug, but I'm only doing it so you don't feel left out, we're not friends, I don't like you, you're not welcome here. I will go home and when you are gone, I'm coming back out* hug is the best I can get
Never happened to me because I'm constantly being friendzoned, but I can dream, can't I?