A Biopic About Me

"Perhaps if I was blind" Ryan gosling
Omg omg omg laughgasm

Don't worry, you'll find your leading man someday. Or woman.... I don't judge.

Okay, go to Walmart. Stay there for a few hours. Do you still feel this badly about yourself? Remember, the weird people at Walmart need love too.

I'll gladly announce I was the star of "Potatoes Who Talk" I was the lead potato

Hey look, me and Pebble were sponsors.

"God and his sadistic sense of humor" Could anything be more correct? (Sorry, not intended to offend)

Special guest Shitty Flirting :'D I lost it

This is why I love this site...chicks I can relate with

"Unslapped Butt" my favourite actor

If I was single... I would SO date this girl