Anyone else?

No.
I cough when I want. I sneeze when I want. I fart when I want.
Politeness is for the weak.

Yes! Especially when my allergies come along and I sit there looking like a choking walrus. xD

I hate coughing in class. Resist that until I have tears in my eyes. I really resent 'free-coughers' that shamelessly hack all class long.

Whenever I cough I fart too

Or when you try to fix it by drinking water and you choke on the water

Yes
All the time

It's worse when you're really sick and you have that hacking cough that's really deep and throaty. I get that a lot and I have to hold it in because if I let it out, then it spawns more and I can't stop. All that phlegm makes me sound like a sick, old, manly smoker. Yummy!

Like at the movies

*cough* *cough* *choke* *die*