Dog

Poor puppy. Look at the fear on his face.

His refusal to acknowledge the vacuum is the best part.

Aw the doggy... we DEMAND you let him on and burn the vacuum.

"I thought you loved me, owner"

This is true

Have you thought of taking that to Antiques Roadshow?

"bitch please, I'm too cool for the couch"

that is one ancient vacuum

My dog doesnt have a problem with the vaccuum...my cat however hisses at it when i roll it past her