Cuz no good story starts with "So, there was this horse..."

Actually there are some great stories that start with horses. For example: There was this horse I was training that I also used as lawn mower. So one day when my mother told me to mow our garden I set up some wire to keep him in the garden, but I didn't wire around our houses wall. And five minutes after my mother came down I heared a scream. The 1.78 show jumping horse was standing in our kitchen. Apparently she opened our garden doors to let our dogs out and the horse thought it was an invite to come in. Long story short, my mother shat her pants because of a horse.

Has anybody ever seen the movie "War Horse" ? That horse in the movie was so magnificent. If someone was to tell the story of the horse (based on a true story btw) it would be a great story. Believe me.

So there was this horse that was psychic and could guess a word that someone was thinking of. The top debunkers weren't able to debunk it, no matter what they tried. The horse could even do longer, more complicated words.