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It because she is PH 0 12 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
yeah.. no... she's neutral. pJ7. Go take a class gdi.
<_< pJ7 just made me think of a James Bond/Gnome underwear crossover and it needs preservation P_h
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On the toilet. I'm reading this while on the toilet 13 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Yeah... but how many broke lay-z-boys while fucking?
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Elizabeth II, Protector of britain 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
which was at one time ruled by brits.
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What could be worse 27 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
southpaw.....
Bam and wam 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled by the bronze spear. In his death all things appear fair. - Homer.
I love how the next part give the above an entirely different perspective... but taken out of context it's still a pretty astounding quote.
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There are dozens of us! 14 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
>_> I just shave my head down to about .75 cm usually... am I just zen? Am I .75 cm from zen? o_O
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Sweater weather gator 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Honestly that's a sexy ass gator; nice head, body, tail ratio.
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Makes sense 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
money doesn't automatically equate to happiness; just sayin.
It's cheaper that way 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
@lad yup, one doesn't have red onions.
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This could have turned out horribly 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I thought it was an anchored trash can... you know those ones bolted to the ground and surrounded with a concrete/pebble mix?
Bro 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
lmao
Solar powered stadium 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It looks like a concept for an Olympic stadium; with the track and all. Nobody in their right mind builds a stadium of that capacity at that expense and then puts in a track for shits and giggles.
Mantis mastered the hide and seek game 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Flower Manti(?) are so kewl.
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Mario!!! 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Do you seriously think the turtle is ok?
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Let's talk about the important things 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Her two pictures in the background are both ever so slightly crooked... towards each other. Like / \ if you are looking at the inner vertical sides.
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Boxing match in total darkness 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
or pretty much any sort of guerrilla warfare.
Trade nudes 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Bill Murray or bust.
Methanol Fire is Invisible Y'all! 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
waft.
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Methanol Fire is Invisible Y'all! 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!
Animals! 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It was some emo chick and she just wanted other people to understand her pain so she planted the onions to make them cry at the toilet. I hope that's what it was, cuz that's kinda artistic... otherwise.. what the fuck?
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Don't even try 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
everything.
Beautiful rainbow snake 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
so purty.
What could be worse 27 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Reporting his words is the left smearing him? No. He does that himself.
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Literally 9 minutes later 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That'd make sense.
Literally 9 minutes later 18 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I'd hate to be her dad.