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Day 27, they still haven't noticed anything 4 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

All I know is... googling "short necked giraffe" gives you quite a few gems.

It all make sense now!!! 12 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

I'm convinced the two princesses in Frozen were at the very least bi and had an incestuous relationship.

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Still lovely 1 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

At first I read that as CA thugging.

A whip made out of a spine 14 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

I thought "The Black Freighter" was hardcore.... wow.

Well played 26 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

The untold story of Satan 12 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Dante's Inferno... basically. That's where the whole fire and brimestone really originated as well.
edit: I should add... the idea was around LONG before, just because all religions have extreme cults, what Dante's Inferno did was give a description that could be read to the illiterate masses, and it just kinda got stuck, culturally.

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Just ten dad 4 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

I get it. In HS those of us on the basketball team considered it a "family". This is just a basketball team of dads... and a "family".

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Gimme a lap dance 2 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

oooh... now I have that thought stuck in my head. Ouch.

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We've been lied to 8 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

yep.

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We've been lied to 8 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Stopping the real criminals.

Beautiful 5 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

HELL TF YEAH

What could be worse 27 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

*spoiler alert* They have to work overtime and don't get a bonus. I'm dead serious. Trump used up their budget before like... September? last year and is doing the same this year.

Sweet cheesus 9 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

It would also be painful AF.

Size 1 17 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

oh... words...

Size 1 17 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

"mistook".

Elizabeth II, Protector of britain 14 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Dude... I'm half Irish and half German, born in Kentucky and grew up in Texas. I don't really care that much about what the UK does... I do, however, enjoy history.

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Perfect timing 7 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

nah... his eyes are way too focused.

My dental hygienist is a b*tch 13 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Anyway, the answer was tits.

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My dental hygienist is a b*tch 13 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

I didn't downvote you.

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This is me. 13 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

is your knee ok? Did you just press your pants too crisp? :/ I sorry.

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Sit flips 2.0 6 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

Calm down, Yoshimitsu.

“I wanna know! Can you show me?” 11 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

You'll be in my fucking heart.

"Secret weapon " 1 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

side note: it's the epic lost legend of Chemdawg "E" and the last real ancestor that is capable of producing true, pure, Sour Diesel. If a seed were on auction it would easily push a few mil... on a legal market.

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Essay on current events 3 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

"don't be made I used visuals".

This guy understand girls 8 comments

funkmasterrex · 5 years ago

it lives.