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Humdrum gaudy Llama 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
You fucking realized SHE named herself LadyBoy right? Am I taking fucking crazy pills?
I have been searching for a music video. All I remember is it's 3 guys on drumpads 42 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
If I were only so edgy... i'd be a sphere.
Always love the bees, though 80 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Was that just to be a dick? Cuz now I'm gonna go watch Into the Spideyverse while this novel continues.
Mother russia 21 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Look up Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. WHO IS YA FASHA AND WHAT DOES HE DO... is a famous quote that he repeats as often as "GET TO DA CHOPPA". It fucking sucks when you gotta 'splain it.
Shifting is scary! 8 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
You can kinda manipulate an automatic into behaving with similar control on most roads, it just requires a very sensitive foot, a very good ear, and a LOT of experience with the specific car. Obviously with that same experience with a manual car it'll still win, but the gap closes by a noticeable amount. Still though, back to the original point, yeah, the automatic is about laziness. I'm gonna be cruising, 30-45 mph on a minor road around my neighborhood 95% of the time, not gonna be fuckin street racing peeps at stop lights.
I have been searching for a music video. All I remember is it's 3 guys on drumpads 42 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Eh, nah. I'm happy and I'm not a determent to anyone around me... unless comments on the internet can actually hurt your feelings, in which case that person would need help far more than I would.
Humdrum gaudy Llama 16 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Sometimes name-calling is exactly what is necessary. Especially in front of peers. Calling it like you see it usually isn't considered a bad trait. Laziness is; therefore be accurate with your name-calling.
Always love the bees, though 80 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Holy shit. I'm trying to eat my sandwich and catch up because I have a small break. I'll come back and read this book when I have time, but for now, tom cruise laugh meme right here... again.
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Just Don't Get It Wet 4 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I used to have a hairless cat like that as a toddler, his name was Bones.... don't remember much about that cat besides I never wanted it around unless I was outside and I could chase it.
Crazy ride from beginning to end 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Out of curiosity, as per Urban Dictionary.
Block-busting
The definition given is not accurate. Block-busting usually occurred in fringe neighborhoods, not in neighborhoods with rich white people. Aggressive realtors encouraged middle-class or poorer whites to sell because black families were moving in down the street or around the corner. The New York City metropolitan area has many good examples of block-busting. From Brooklyn to Monmouth County, N.J. From Newark to Parsippany, N. J.
Officials from XYZ Realty Company have been charged with illegal block-busting
Crazy ride from beginning to end 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
When I was a kid, after I'd come home, I'd have to put the top of the tank back on because the cat would knock it off and go fishing.
Yeah..... like that lasted. Eventually I moved the tank and got a plecostomus aso distract from my fiddler crab and knife fish... but none of that worked. Side note: why doesn't auto-correct include latin? It would make biologists across the world so happy if that were corrected. It also happens with the names of some complex compounds, such as "psybicilin", but it's nowhere near as glaring. My auto-correct tries to correct that with "blockbusting". Who the fuck has ever used THAT term?
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Jk, I don't have a gf 5 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
A week. Not even a week.
Its sad not to see this when I die 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I'm going to Hell, who's coming with me? - Eminem.
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That sleeping face though 6 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
That's fucking awesome. I bet that cat snores.... you don't get those faces with a cat who is afraid to sleep around humans.
edit for correction: a double negative ya'll kindly ignored. Kudos for giving me the chance for the fix.
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I have been searching for a music video. All I remember is it's 3 guys on drumpads 42 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Dang that sucks... but I'm drunk 90% of the time. I literally have a chemical explanation as to why I shouldn't remember.
I do remember though. It's a superpower O_O
This baby tamandua is the definition of creepy cute. 11 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Keeping it up, I'm fine with my mistake and the irony that comes with it.
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Batman parks like an ***. 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
It's funny you think they can be slashed in the first place.
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Batman parks like an ***. 7 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
lol
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We all know the sound... 3 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
I shivered.
This blockbuster tweet has aged like a fine VHS tape 2 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Once JJ season 3 premiers and I binge it, I'm cancelling Netflix.
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Always do this 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
kidding about a book being easier; cramming the 30 pages I originally planned into 11 was way harder than going on for another 200.
Anyway, my point is that that isn't entirely true @lucky11
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Always do this 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
The best paper I ever wrote; a 11 page persuasive argument that people shouldn't be afraid of medical advancements, even with misguided ethical arguments, was written in one night and I didn't double-check anything I wrote besides my sources. The professor I turned that paper into stated at the beginning of the class nobody would ever get a 100. I received a 100. He wanted to recommend my essay to be published in "The Dallas Morning News", the paper he worked for prior. I looked at him and said a book would be easier than cramming a 11 page paper into half an article in a newspaper, but thanked him for the thought.
A few days later I read through exactly what I wrote. The grammatical errors were astounding. None of it mattered; the idea was still conveyed in such a structurally sounded way and was so compelling he was forced to overlook the obvious clerical mistakes. How often do you get to read an essay that says gene-splicing an immortal jellyfish is a fucking great idea? I wasn't
Always do this 9 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
If you're so vapid you can't write the essay in the first place. either you need a new subject or a better education.
If you can make your point in one sentence, it's probably not a point worth discussing because everyone already agrees or already found it stupid.
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These mannequins 10 comments
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
What the fuck, Barney? What the actual fuck? The show is over.
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